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THE HORMONE WARNING

muito gripada ainda pra traduzir, minhas apologias...

There are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.


7 Comentários

Excelente, eu só troco o chocolate por coca-cola, mas na essência é tudo a mesma coisa né? Espero que você fique boa logo. Beijo!

Eu salvei td o teu arquivo pra ler com calma. Agora eu sei donde tu tah e quão bunita é tua tragetória ... Ha muito o que ler, ha muito o que me arrepiar e rir das tuas historias ... Mais vale a pena ... Muito bom saber quais as experiencias de brasileiros na Europa ... Vlw msm ... Visite meu blog qdo puder ...

Nando

hohohohohohohohohohohohohoh... perfeito... Vou mandar pra Stefan... hohohohoh. Beijoca.

Marcinha, queria muito saber o nome da sua cidade e como faz pra chegar ai, pq queria visitar a sua cidade e aquelas ruinas de castelos q um dia vi aqui no seu bloque. vc me escreve em pvt?
bjos

Chocolate Rulez !!
Melhoras para vc e tudo de bom !!

"minhas apologias" aceitas hehehehe